Top 10 Signs its Time to Tear Down the Cottage
Top ten signs that it may be time to tear down the old cottage and build a new one…
- The smell of rotting wood and mold is now mistaken for that “old great cottage smell”!
- Your wife tells you that she just felt the cottage “move” and it really was the shifting foundation…
- You think that pile of mouse poop was pepper. (Again)
- When no twofoundation pillars are parallel to each other.
- When your local repair guy shows you his new Porsche.
- When you realize (for the second time) you have blown out the bottom of the toilet from freezing after you just used it.
- Your monthly heating bills in the winter are more than you pay for food in a month (and your not there most of the time).
- You can check the weather outside without using a smart phone, radio, TV, window or door but just by looking at the gap in the wall…
- You have more than one caulking gun and you know all the types and brands of caulking at the local hardware store…
- When you recognize that getting closer to nature did not include having squirrels or raccoons stay with you in the cottage…
- Your neighbours boat is worth more then your cottage building. (Ok just one more then promised)
